The crowd grew quiet as Billzilla began to speak:
"I am Billzilla and this is Patzilla. You peasant volunteers
must
work hard to raise money for the arts. You must carry things
and
sell things. You must organize things and most of all not
spend
much money. We, Patzilla and Billzilla will rule this
event you call
... Artfest. Obey or you will you will be fired! "