Artfest '98    .... a fable.

The peasant volunteers were invited by Billzilla and Patzilla to enjoy
refreshments from their respective Artfest areas.  Some enjoyed
drinking the Miller beer from the facilities area and some enjoyed
blowing bubbles from the children's area.

The crowd grew quiet as Billzilla began to speak:
"I am Billzilla and this is Patzilla.  You peasant volunteers must
work hard to raise money for the arts.  You must carry things and
sell things.  You must organize things and most of all not spend
much money.  We,  Patzilla and Billzilla will rule this event you call
... Artfest.  Obey or you will you will be fired! "

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